Injured And Out

Top division football clubs cross their collective fingers during international fixture time. Having loaned out their most precious assets – their players – the hope is that they will return injury-free so that normal service can be resumed in the domestic league. It’s an honour to represent your country but it’s not risk-free and clubs…

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Spend Spend Spend!

A week before ‘Transfer Deadline Day’, the following exchange took place prior to the billionaire Chelsea owner, Todd Boehly, being interviewed on the radio. Reporter: What impact has austerity had in football? Boehly: Austerity, never heard of him. Who’s he? Reporter: I mean – Boehly: Is he available? Let’s get him quick! By the time…

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Fantasy Football

League tables can – and do – play havoc with the imagination. Dreams get ignited and nightmares flare up. Only two games into the Premiership season and the media would have us jostling for our team as ‘top four’ contenders or ‘relegation material’. And it’s still August, so still time for sunshine-lazy days and wallowing…

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On Yer Bike!

What do football supporters do all summer? Flick through TikTok, tittle-tattle and back-page gossip, I suppose, but it hardly fills the gap left by the game’s close-season. So it’s out with the bikes and maps and a couple of mates finding a week to spare and we’re set for the first leg of a well-known…

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Champion Crownings

Never mind the pomp and paraphernalia surrounding the coronation of King Charles III this weekend, courtesy of the royal family and sponsored by his subjects (that’s us). We football fans know there are plenty of other concurrent crownings going on in the world as the game comes to its domestic league climax and champions are…

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Only A Game?

Twenty teams in the Premier League: twelve managers sacked … so far! What’s going on? Read on. Children pat out sandcastles from coloured buckets on a sunny day at the beach. A cluster of senior citizens shuffles dominoes across a pub table. Teenagers high-five a strike at a ten-pin bowling alley. A family throws a…

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Autograph Days

I blame Manchester United – in part, at least – for the early demise to my blossoming career as a sports journalist. It’s a tale full of intrigue, with accusations of fraud and dodgy money-making. The saga would have sat comfortably in today’s Westminster world of law-bending and money for honours culture but this was…

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